"Perhaps we have gone mad. But to be honest I would never choose sanity if it meant not being with you."

*unbaes you*

jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

astreana:

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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toomanydads:

feministmagicalgirl:

sugahwaatah:

white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine

legit my brother will not wash or moisturize his face bc he says that’s what girls do. he’s gonna be 20 in January.

more like he’s gonna be all crusty and dry come January

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

givememountaindew:

Ok, so, I am giant nerd and when I got home tonight I thought it would be great to spend my evening mapping out CN original shows and their life spans from the past 20 years. 

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Honestly I was curious if there was any pattern in style and content but all I found out was Ed, Edd, and Eddy was a BAMF of a show that lived forever.

nothingsrealbutallispossible:

ineedy0un0w:

mpaq:

prettybluescarf:

“The collapse of a shark tank at The Scientific Center in Kuwait. Share this because it’s probably the only time in your life you will see something like this.”

omg i love this

best thing ever omfg

Pretty damn amazing.

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